“德华”是电视剧《父母爱情》中的一个角色,因为在剧中一直在帮哥哥嫂子带孩子,所以“德华”这个名字就被用来指代,在家帮忙带孩子的未婚姑姑或者是姨姨。 大学生变身德华,看得出来放假在家的地位如何了~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-axegupay5k/0ce7a402898148229dc3f4551322d943~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=1524GZFaqTdRv0cGhxO7x67Vbrw%3D)
太真实了,一个不小心就会“点燃”妈妈的怒火~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/d466915d465a4eef820c071abedeca7b~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=IC8sFj40KvgCjfKjulryjPBd6FY%3D)
确实是这样,做个乖孩子,省得被父母“嫌弃”!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/649afff3ca684f4eb325e35f1cf8f56a~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=wZMb1VtbRdvqLDTS2WHd%2But0I3Y%3D)
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!全天下的妈妈好像都是这样,没见面的时候想孩子想得不了,在一起待久了又嫌孩子烦~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/24a4c342c66f4d00b254b35f1ebf0e24~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=1tu4TZ7yqMe5VhtA%2Bvfd6e3SFw8%3D)
这是步入社会之前,最后的幸福时光啦~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/7940a66f047a4038a456b51866858d51~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=rny%2BsaHuoDsEZqt2bAAhS1F0rFQ%3D)
总结:大学生挨骂的一生~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/62a4da418d2b46f2b6bb5ec5220de08d~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=ft6D0%2Fqd805g0q87eRtlHmRSA44%3D)
这么宠孩子的父母不多见了,好幸福的“凡尔赛”啊~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/aafe3a8127404d8190a23f4a5a8ee0c4~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=nXWnVank34C1letIG7o7Zt9X1Vo%3D)
这么会编顺口溜,你要考研啊!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/81680e4151f8488cabf94f2e3c880a30~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=c5lACAI8DyiZa%2FSjSDSy9kDZM2k%3D)
不吃早饭确实不是个好习惯,当心得了胃病可有你受的哦~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/9ab61117549941afa5b7e619b81d7e63~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=3FwAnF7%2FtYaJg9jZsbpohJcpgXQ%3D)
在学校又该哭着喊着想回家了~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/7d5f37d4e04a41f28a8387e5a8dbb8a2~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=H33njb3i9GEp1iwFtu%2BdQVxykc4%3D)
当代:“脆皮大学生”的身体现状!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/feb0856590814ae4bc8873f6eb430372~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=RJKb%2FHmiiml5W159WrwoiqHERvk%3D)
大学生:没人通知我放假没有零花钱啊!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/318102cf18c74173998618ac7742ba6b~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=jrHnzpEr8HI81bk0BEj2m7rO7C4%3D)
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这么主动发生活费的父母真是不多见了!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/3234374560004b2099e939c0222eaf55~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=ouZqauBTTRcR8oE6s6maJwKE40A%3D)
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关键是被骂的还是同一拨人!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/ed77468d6d344e1398897e1bd77aa3b4~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=CXzV6QYSFtyqC39jyBYrSA75Z2E%3D)
礼貌询问一下,这种妈妈还缺儿子吗?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/246d0a97bd9545d7a7164fa384ac1376~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=cbG3G6L2%2BXnnDkRH4l03r7aF5l8%3D)
简直了,我愿称你为古希腊磨洋工的神~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/600341e4180f4b85a0a1ed4209121eef~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=llJTX3gqcudskBJSlC2qmYy7eg0%3D)
这是句实在话,大学生回家以后做到眼里有”活“,在力所能及的范围内帮家里分担一些事,一定没坏处!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/5a444930fc054aa88862eb9d0d3a0e72~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=5PAsOmbpbVeqy0xxP9RdCQS7FNM%3D)
兼职不仅能赚到零花钱,还能在父母那得到一个“勤工俭学”的美名,简直妙计!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/8dc686ea5fac47178d5427986bd2d221~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=LlJrjE1Yuwka9Ea6UlN9ZUj9Vtk%3D)
妈妈:买买买!把你卖了才好!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/ce1a10e1ae714ff084de72d24d5ab13e~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=tU2bYIMnqs15yC7iH%2FDo7YueXgo%3D)
小编懂你,因为小编也非常会收拾家务活,不过,能把家里打理得井井有条也是一种能力!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/42d8879821ee423585e40a7ecd09fdef~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=3BRr3YDDHBevBsFg4DhGfYYSwXw%3D)
卑微大学生在线闭麦~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/ce4d6aea7fab46f78a25271aa356ab01~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=buZq2G71ziX7uHU8SsVIMW0VbII%3D)
你是懂当代“大学牲”的作息的~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/2d5ca9170f38423db394bb4bdd85c504~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=Q4DMDVWX%2BTOZT7Au5CkfguKGjoQ%3D)
你想说的和妈妈听到的永远不一样,甚至相反!![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/b3f9e14b341d4ace9b510a848ebfcbb9~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=JfDPQ4IlryGf9OD4MGWdrbj6zKQ%3D)
20岁正是爱美的年纪,化妆是很正常的事情啊,多和父母沟通一下,亲人之间没有什么不好意思的~![](https://p26-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/d85bcb871f85422fab0a640ff5d55d2b~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=XJetslMX45ypZ85NhmjJ56fBsuc%3D)
放假在家言听计从,保你一学期荣华富贵,这买卖划算的~![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/af3c9576eb264d71ba4193cc15c0ac7e~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=9531**4&x-expires=1705305721&x-signature=f8gSs53zbCxf3Y%2F4NapbdoVoKkQ%3D)
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